I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Enjoy the penises
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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