Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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