This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
