The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Dignity is for republicans.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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