why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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