She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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