You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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