u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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