I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize