How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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