So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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