FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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