At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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