He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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