that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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