Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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