carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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