shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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