That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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