i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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