he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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