Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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