we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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