Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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