I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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