How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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