shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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