I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
