the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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