how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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