hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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