The maid of honor just puked.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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