idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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