My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I will be naked everywhere
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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