when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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