i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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