I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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