David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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