awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
he thought i was a dude.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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