Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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