i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
