I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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