There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
True strength comes from lack of pants
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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