This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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