your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
