didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
