she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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