at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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