She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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