My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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