I am spending my child support on dildos
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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