Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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