There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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