K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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