yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Randomize
